Tag: Intimate Affairs
Intimate Affairs: The petrol attendant and his nozzle, by Funke Egbemode
This piece was inspired by a story told by the old man of an honourable member while I served briefly at the National Assembly....
Intimate Affairs: Intimate spiritual due diligence, by Funke Egbemode
Whether you are a runs-girl or a serious, ready-to-mingle-single looking to settle down, you need an extra pair of eyes to ‘see’ the man...
Intimate Affairs: Assisted fatherhood, By Funke Egbemode
If there is a marital sin any wife is adjudged guilty of even before she makes her case, it is the one where she...
Intimate Affairs: Death is a scorned woman, by Funke Egbemode
Kunle was a rich businessman and had made more than enough money to have a new wife three years after his first wife died,...
Intimate Affairs: Intimate warnings for 2024, By Funke Egbemode
You are 33 and not doing badly. You are comfortable and beautiful, but your love of easy money has blurred your childhood vision of...
Intimate Affairs: Men just love forbidden fruits, by Funke Egbemode
Before King Ahmed Ottoman went to war, he locked his beautiful wife, Queen Ottoman, in a private room and gave the key to his...
Intimate Affairs: Before your bull wanders off, by Funke Egbemode
Husbands can and do defect because defection is a two-way street. If wives can defect, so can husbands. If a woman doesn’t get too...
Intimate Affairs: All brag, no action, by Funke Egbemode
He knows it is not true. He doesn’t even believe it himself but he’d do his damned best to convince you it is true,...
Intimate Affairs: Men give, women receive, by Funke Egbemode
Ola: Men are foolish, very foolish.
Lola: Ah ah, what’s biting you? How can you just wake up and make such a blasphemous declaration?
Ola: How...
Intimate Affairs: “You can’t get pregnant without my consent”, By Funke...
Koko: Why would a man accuse a woman of trapping him with pregnancy?
Kaka: Well if the woman decided to get pregnant without the man’s...


















